What do you got me on, a fuckin' pay-no-mind list, kid?
I personally think this is an insensitive thing to say at a baby shower. I blame that bitch for a lot.
Instead, I round up some Back the fuck up drink and we spend hundreds of dollars in a hipster bar, drinking rye Manhattans and eating tapas and talking about the latest crappy, non-gender-blind things that have happened to us in meetings and on business trips and at performance review time. I ask for club soda and get a blank look.